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Richtig so!
Alle cheater sollten früher oder später mal einen VAC Ban kassieren.
Dies erinnert uns daran, was für einen luxus wir doch eigentlich haben.  

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https://royalhack.ru/robots.txt

Mit anderen worten, sie haben Suchmaschinen darauf hingewiesen auf dieser Seite nicht rumzuschnüffeln.

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Weil seine Frau von der Schule gefeuert wurde, wollte sich ein 56-Jähriger im US-Bundesstaat Florida rächen: Bei einer Sitzung schoss der Mann um sich und begang am Schluss Selbstmord.

Der Mann sprühte ein rotes umkreistes "V" auf die Wand, zog seine Pistole und meinte ruhig: "Sechs bleiben, der Rest kann gehen". Nur kurz später kehrte ein weibliches Mitglied zur Sitzung zurück, und attackierte den Mann von hinten - ohne Erfolg. Die Frau durfte den Raum wieder verlassen. In einer längeren Diskussion versuchte der Vorsitzende, den Bewaffneten davon zu überzeugen, die anderen ebenfalls gehen zu lassen - er sei derjenige, der die Kündigungspapiere unterschrieben habe. Ohne Erfolg: Der 56-Jährige richtete seine Waffe auf den Vorsitzenden und drückte ab. Danach spielten sich chaotische Szenen ab: Die restlichen Sitzungsmitglieder gingen in Deckung, der Mann schoss wild um sich. Ein gerade im richtigen Moment gekommener Polizeibeamter traf den Amokläufer von hinten, der sich verletzt selbst erschoss. Wie durch ein Wunder wurden die Sitzungsmitglieder nicht verletzt.

Vorsitzender Husfelt erzählte laut CNN später den Reportern: "Er hatte beinahe ein Lächeln im Gesicht, und sagte, dass er sterben würde."

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Wie geil  

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Der korrekte Trackname lautet:
Pitbull vs  Die Atzen, Frauenarzt & Manny Marc vs  Jason Derülo   I Know You Want Me Calle Ocho vs  Disco Pogo vs  Whatcha Say DJ D Rex Mashup




Und damit verschwind ich in die Ferien, Auf wiedersehen leute, bis in n paar wochen

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Starte CSS, starte den hack... HL2.exe crashed


PS: Yeah, über ein jahr registriert, und mein erster post! ^^
:schaden:

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Wer Cheats kauft, ist sowieso n idiot.

sry, aber die einzige person, bei der ich "cheats/hacks" gegen bargeld beziehe, ist Kn4ck3r.. und das seit 4 jahren  
..und wieso?
Aus einzig alleine dem grund, dass sogar seine Publics, nie detectet wurden... ^^

und dann wollt ich halt seine "LEISTUNG" gegen Bargeld, entlöhnen

*maul ausrech*

ok.. bis jetzt hat knacker über 3684€uro an mir verdient.
Und trotzdem, mag er mich im grunde nicht        

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Noch viel weniger Sinn, machen die 800 Aufrufe des Threads, und nur 2 Leute die etwas reinschreiben... xD

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ist auch ehrlich gesagt, ein ziehmlich altes projekt meinerseits... xD

Aber ich muss wohl solange "alte Projekte" Hochladen, bis ich endlich Youtube Partner werden kann, und somit auch meine neuen und viel besseren Projekte reinstellen kann.
Das sind liveMixes von mir, die ich in verschiedenen Discotheken gespielt habe,. die sind allerdings länger als 10 Minuten und ich kann die nicht hochladen.. >>wegen fehlender Youtube Partnerschaft.


Aber Jetzt gerade, (ja, in diesem Moment!) bin ich wieder an einem einzelnem lied dran, Das auch weniger "krass" klingt.

Aber mich kotzte es an, extra vieder so 5-10 mixes zu machen, NUR für Youtube >.<

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Vorwarnung:
Wer Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us TECHNO Schon nicht gemocht hat, sollte folgendes Video nicht ansehen. (gemeit sind: xerox/Squadron )
Ebenso alle R.E.M. fanatiker, die folgendes video als "schändigung" von REM-losing my religion" ansehen (werden..).

Wer hingegen electro mag, oder an sonstigen elektronischer Musik interessiert ist, kann gerne seine meinung mitteilen.

Kritik erwünscht, aber bitte nicht zu hart




*hust* like it, or gtfo *hust*    

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[=Ghostrider]Das ist ein Post um meinen Balken voranzutreiben, gogo Balken![/quote]

Dein Balken stinkt.. Orange.. pff XD

ROT ist das einzig wahre, und passt zu der Perücke auf meinem Profilbild xD  

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würdest du solche kacke bitte nicht in diesem Themenbereich schreiben?.. Das steht nun auch auf der Mainpage.. ROFL XD

Ausserdem bin ich im nachteil, ich war 1 jahr lang hier nicht am schreiben... nun hab ich die arschkarte, da meine Aktivität, extrem niedrig angezeigt wird. xD

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was 100% in einem Disaster enden wird  :schaden:

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Hach.. ich liebe dieses lied
 

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Deine signatur..... >.< Vote 4 max 1 graphic in sign.
damn

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Am 7.07.2010 wurde ich auf der map: surf_10x andauern am spawngekillt.
das scheiss Update von steam, liess es zu, das man am spawn durch die "scheibe" schiessen konnten. ANDAUERND zielten die fiesen idioten mit ihrer AWP auf mein Kopf.
Dies endete in einer etwas verstärkten meinungsäusserung meiner seits.  

Damit das ganze etwas verständlicher rüberkommt, sind auch Untertitel vorhanden.

Kurze vorinfo: Ich wusste nicht das ich aufgenommen werde..
Aber im nachhinein, es steht ja schon auf Youtube, ist es mir auch egal. lol
hf^^

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Katze 1 Rick 0 xD

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omg wie lange noch man ich kauf mir lieber organner hab ich was von

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Englischkentnisse von nöten! ^^
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Hi David,
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.



This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you don’t like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a foul stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah that’s not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

That’s’ just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.
 


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww




From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww





From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

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/fixed, und dem momentanen wert angepasst